February 2012
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
as always, i found an excuse not to go to the gym tonight. this time it was because it was too cold out and i didn’t want to go outside. what is wrong with me?! it’s a 30 second walk! i am hideous, don’t look at me.
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Laugh at my own joke time
Me/Tania/Mk: What is this music?!?
Me: Oh shit, it's Neutral Milk Hotel.
Mk: What is a neutral milk hotel?
Me: It's a hotel where you can drink milk that is at a pH of 7.
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just got a major reality check/reminder not to judge people. there’s this guy in my chem lab who has arms the size of my legs and is kinda obnoxious/talkative who i assumed was a total dumbass/meat head/player who is totally into himself. turns out he gets better grades than me, he’s deaf in one ear, and has been with his high school girlfriend for 4 years. i’m a bitch.
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ok seriously
if you have 800+ friends on facebook, you are a facebook friend whore, and i automatically put you in the “people I will never like” category.