January 2012
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New years eve
bembis:
expectations :
Reality:
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December 2011
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man
i’ve been such a couch potato lately…
When you go back to school , look around , and...
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Barney: Dude, prostitution is the world's oldest profession.
Marshall: Do you really think that's true?
Barney: I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave-hookers an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: So the oldest profession would be fishing. KABOOM. You've just been lawyered.
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i’m gonna be immature and dramatic and post a lil rant on here…
k so today went from fantastic to horrible in literally less than a minute. i was helping my uncle learn how to use his new laptop aka first computer ever and i was being extra slow and was explaining things extra thoroughly when all of a sudden he goes off on me for going too fast. honestly i knew that would happen,...
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Watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Me/Dad's Girlfriend: *silent tears*
Dad: ...Why is it always black families?
Me/Dad's Girlfriend: -______________________________-