February 2012
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
as always, i found an excuse not to go to the gym tonight. this time it was because it was too cold out and i didn’t want to go outside. what is wrong with me?! it’s a 30 second walk! i am hideous, don’t look at me.
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Laugh at my own joke time
Me/Tania/Mk: What is this music?!?
Me: Oh shit, it's Neutral Milk Hotel.
Mk: What is a neutral milk hotel?
Me: It's a hotel where you can drink milk that is at a pH of 7.
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just got a major reality check/reminder not to judge people. there’s this guy in my chem lab who has arms the size of my legs and is kinda obnoxious/talkative who i assumed was a total dumbass/meat head/player who is totally into himself. turns out he gets better grades than me, he’s deaf in one ear, and has been with his high school girlfriend for 4 years. i’m a bitch.
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ok seriously
if you have 800+ friends on facebook, you are a facebook friend whore, and i automatically put you in the “people I will never like” category.
January 2012
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We are idiots.
Exhibit A:
Me: BRUCE! We need to start saving money for Europe. How are we going to pay for a hotel after we leave the dorms? WHERE ARE WE GOING TO STAY?!
Bruce: WE’LL JUST STAY IN THE BROTHELS!
Me: ………I think you mean hostels.
Exhibit B:
Bruce: You don’t even know how much money I have saved up!
Me: Well you’ve worked like 3 days in the past couple...
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A Story Without Words
disispatrick:
“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” -Albert Pine.
we need more people in the world like this.
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Would you rather eat poop, pus, or die?
Me: I think I would honestly rather eat poop than pus.
Tania: I would eat bat guano.
Sarah: Guys, guys, guys, the correct choice is death.
